Someone, please free this man!

A zipline might sound like a fun vacation activity. Usually, it is — it’s typically a straight shot over a canyon or other beautiful area, with the zipline providing an ideal viewing angle on some of nature’s wonders.

In contrast, this British zipline park seems designed not to show you the world but put you in traction.

To demonstrate their park’s capabilities, they decided to strap in an old man and let us watch him flop around.

Is he okay? Is it good for an octogenarian to be pulled apart like saltwater taffy? Who’s to say — certainly not us!