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Tech Bro Roasted For DoorDashing Steak Tartare

The 2026 World Cup Will Have Ad Breaks

Of course it will, it’s coming to America, baby.

Train Gets Canceled Because Someone Generated an AI Image of the Track Falling Apart

This is just going to keep happening.

Advertisers Want to Sell You Crap in Your Dreams

Welcome to the seventh layer of Hell.

Germany Debuts 200-Point Plan to Simplify Their Government

Point number one: Fewer points!

Scammers Are Now Using AI to Generate Fake Kidnapping Images, Then Using Them to Extort Family Members

It’s time to regulate this.

Study Confirms That Giving Your Kid a Smartphone Is a Really, Really Bad Idea

Honestly, it’s a pretty bad idea for some adults, too.

It Is Now Cheaper to Fly to Japan, Go to Tokyo Disney, Get a Hotel, and Fly Back Than Go to Disney in America

Hmm…Yeah, I think things have gotten too expensive.

‘Garbage’ Singer Asks Fans to Stop Throwing Beach Balls at Her Shows Because She ‘[Expletive] Hates the Beach’

The musician said she didn’t get into the business to be reminded of the sand.

Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

Latvia Says They’re Running Out of Men

Women have begun “renting husbands” to help out with household chores.

Detroit Unveils Bronze RoboCop Statue, and It’s Actually Good

So they can make good statues, hmmm.

JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

“Are you guys all hanging out without me?” -our Vice President, probably.

Netflix Buys Warner Bros. and Everyone Is Freaking Out

It has never been more over.

There’s a New ‘World’s Longest Flight,’ And It Takes 29 Hours to Complete

Ever wanted to spend over a full day on a plane? Now you can, for some reason.

City Institutes Speed Cameras, Fines a Quarter of Its Population on the First Day

Looks like the cameras were needed.

After Socialist Wins New York Mayoral Election, More Rich People Are Moving to New York

I thought you guys said they were all going to leave?

The Internet Thinks Trump Is Being Treated for Alzheimer’s

This would explain a lot.

Sam Altman of OpenAI Also Wants to Go To Space Now

We should let him. Now, should we let him come back?

Internet Users Are Saving Money by Buying Their Clothes from Unclaimed Baggage

You can only get this drip from a stranger’s Samsonite.

The Dollar Tree Is Quietly Raising Prices

At least we still have the Costco hot dog.

One Million Bags of Shredded Cheese Recalled Due to ‘Shards of Metal’

There’s metal in the shredded cheese, I repeat, there’s metal in the shredded cheese.

The Internet is Sharing Their Love for Paul Dano After Quentin Tarantino Called Him ‘Weak Sauce’

Where are my fellow Paul Dano heads at?

YouTuber Singlehandedly Crashes Rare Plant Market By Cloning Niche Plants

Plants belong to the people!