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Someone Tried to Smuggle Surf ‘n’ Turf Into Jail Using a Drone

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Study Finds More People Click AI-Generated Ads Than Real Ones

Say it with me now: “We’re cooked!”

The Taliban Detained Four ‘Peaky Blinders’ Cosplayers and Is Attempting to ‘Rehabilitate’ Them

They did nothing wrong.

Internet Users Think Their College Degrees Are Making It Harder to Find a Job

We were once told you need a degree to get a job. Now, people are saying they wish they hadn’t bothered.

Transportation Secretary Says He Wants Pull-Up Bars in Airports

You know how flying is miserable and planes keep falling out of the sky? What if instead of solving that, we installed free Bowflexes?

Study Finds Congresspeople Suddenly and Mysteriously Become Stock Experts Upon Entering Government

Guess they just know how to pick ‘em.

JD Vance Puts Out Statement Saying His Marriage Is Doing Fine, Actually

He says it’s “as strong as it’s ever been” — but maybe it just wasn’t that strong to begin with.

The Metaverse Is Officially Dead

The what? Oh, right, that!

Tech Bro Roasted For DoorDashing Steak Tartare

The 2026 World Cup Will Have Ad Breaks

Of course it will, it’s coming to America, baby.

Train Gets Canceled Because Someone Generated an AI Image of the Track Falling Apart

This is just going to keep happening.

Advertisers Want to Sell You Crap in Your Dreams

Welcome to the seventh layer of Hell.

Germany Debuts 200-Point Plan to Simplify Their Government

Point number one: Fewer points!

Scammers Are Now Using AI to Generate Fake Kidnapping Images, Then Using Them to Extort Family Members

It’s time to regulate this.

Study Confirms That Giving Your Kid a Smartphone Is a Really, Really Bad Idea

Honestly, it’s a pretty bad idea for some adults, too.

It Is Now Cheaper to Fly to Japan, Go to Tokyo Disney, Get a Hotel, and Fly Back Than Go to Disney in America

Hmm…Yeah, I think things have gotten too expensive.

‘Garbage’ Singer Asks Fans to Stop Throwing Beach Balls at Her Shows Because She ‘[Expletive] Hates the Beach’

The musician said she didn’t get into the business to be reminded of the sand.

Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

Latvia Says They’re Running Out of Men

Women have begun “renting husbands” to help out with household chores.

Detroit Unveils Bronze RoboCop Statue, and It’s Actually Good

So they can make good statues, hmmm.

JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

“Are you guys all hanging out without me?” -our Vice President, probably.

Netflix Buys Warner Bros. and Everyone Is Freaking Out

It has never been more over.

There’s a New ‘World’s Longest Flight,’ And It Takes 29 Hours to Complete

Ever wanted to spend over a full day on a plane? Now you can, for some reason.

City Institutes Speed Cameras, Fines a Quarter of Its Population on the First Day

Looks like the cameras were needed.