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The FBI Has Launched a New Division for Tweeting

Look at my government, dawg — we’re going to fully collapse.

By Braden Bjella

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California Universities Say Growing Number of Entrants Lack Basic Math Skills

Who cares — they’re just going to ask ChatGPT to do it anyway.

By Braden Bjella

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Gen Z is Rebelling Against Minimalism by Filling Their Rooms With Clutter

No more IKEA — they’re making their walls look like a TikTok feed.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 days ago in Wow

DoorDash Admits They Change Your Prices Based on Your Past Behavior

They’re not judging you — they’re just charging you.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 days ago in Wtf

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

If everyone’s obese, then nobody is … right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 days ago in Wtf

Study Finds That No One Can Hear the Difference Between Real and AI-Generated Music

That’s not good.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 days ago in Facepalm

Foreigners Coming to the U.S. Can Now Get Their Visa Denied for Being Fat

How are they supposed to integrate if they can’t get chunky like the rest of us?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 days ago in Wtf

Three New Jersey Men Surrender After Stealing 200 Stuffed Animals from an Amusement Park

They also caused roughly $50,000 in damages.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 days ago in Funny

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

“He did a great job,” said police spokesperson Trevor McKenna.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 days ago in Ftw

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Starbucks has a new bear-shaped cup — and I will crush anyone who stands in my path to get it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 days ago in Wtf

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

So that was all for nothing, huh?

By Braden Bjella

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We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Took long enough.

By Braden Bjella

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Elon Musk Tried to Warn Us About Trump

Credit where credit’s due, I guess.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 days ago in Funny

Bryan Johnson Admits His Obsession With Longevity Has Gotten Out of Control

He’s starting to see the light.

By Peter Rapine

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Man Wants to Be Reunited With the Shark That Nearly Bit His Head Off

This is what forgiveness looks like.

By Peter Rapine

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Researchers Say ‘Shouting at Seagulls’ Is the Best Way to Prevent Them from Stealing Your Food

I could’ve told you that.

By Peter Rapine

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Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Is it happening?

By Braden Bjella

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Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

He was also bad at his job.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 days ago in Wtf

San Franciscans Are Now ‘Networking’ in Saunas

Hey, that’s how my uncle met his “roommate”!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 days ago in Facepalm

Jeffrey Epstein Bragged In 2011 That Trump Had Been a Loyal ‘Dog’ Who ‘Hasn’t Barked’

Good boy.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 days ago in Funny

A Barefoot Activist Group Got Infiltrated By Feet Guys

They love that you walk around barefoot. They just love it for very different reasons.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 days ago in Funny

Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Half the Country ‘Neglects High Testosterone Males’

Are these “high testosterone males” in the room with us, Mr. Karp?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 days ago in Funny

The Federal Government Gave Ghislaine Maxwell a Puppy

In America, if you go to jail for heinous crimes, they give you puppies.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 days ago

Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

If you need to turn on your computer to work, the lawsuit argues that you should get paid for that time.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 days ago in Wow

Funny articles

The FBI Has Launched a New Division for Tweeting

California Universities Say Growing Number of Entrants Lack Basic Math Skills

Gen Z is Rebelling Against Minimalism by Filling Their Rooms With Clutter

DoorDash Admits They Change Your Prices Based on Your Past Behavior

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

Study Finds That No One Can Hear the Difference Between Real and AI-Generated Music

Foreigners Coming to the U.S. Can Now Get Their Visa Denied for Being Fat

Three New Jersey Men Surrender After Stealing 200 Stuffed Animals from an Amusement Park

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Elon Musk Tried to Warn Us About Trump

Bryan Johnson Admits His Obsession With Longevity Has Gotten Out of Control

Man Wants to Be Reunited With the Shark That Nearly Bit His Head Off

Researchers Say ‘Shouting at Seagulls’ Is the Best Way to Prevent Them from Stealing Your Food

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

San Franciscans Are Now ‘Networking’ in Saunas

Jeffrey Epstein Bragged In 2011 That Trump Had Been a Loyal ‘Dog’ Who ‘Hasn’t Barked’

A Barefoot Activist Group Got Infiltrated By Feet Guys

Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Half the Country ‘Neglects High Testosterone Males’

The Federal Government Gave Ghislaine Maxwell a Puppy

Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

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