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Bryan Johnson Plans to Melt His Face off With Three Five-Gram Doses of Magic Mushrooms

Good Guy Prisoner Mistakenly Released from Jail Turns Himself In

That’s got to count for something, right?

Charlie Kirk Edits Are Spreading Like Wildfire

The internet hasn’t forgotten Charlie Kirk.

Dude Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ Card During Traffic Stop

He should’ve tried the Uno Reverse.

AI-Powered AI Plagiarism Detectors Are Now Hallucinating AI Where There Isn’t Any

Yo dawg, we heard you like AI, so we put AI on your AI until your economy collapsed.

Teenager Charged After Allegedly Putting Googly Eyes on Famous Monument

No funny deed goes unpunished.

Experts Warn That the U.S. Economy Is Filling Up With ‘Zombie Companies’

Is that good?

People Think Mr Beast’s New Amusement Park Might Actually Be Under Sharia Law

And no, this isn’t a forward from your Grandma — they may actually have a point.

Jury Rules the D.C. Sandwich Thrower Is Innocent

According to a jury, it was not assault with a deli weapon.

Saudi Arabia Drastically Scales Back Plans for Futuristic City ‘The Line’

It’s the end of the line.

People Are Discovering the European Tradition of Keeping Fish in Your Bathtub Before Eating Them, and They’re Pretty Disgusted

It’s not all tea and healthcare.

People Are Accusing Sydney Sweeney of Staging Paparazzi Photos

All this, just to sit on a rock?

Study Finds Oklahoma, Georgia and Florida Residents Are Most Likely to Have Affairs

Meanwhile, residents of California, Kentucky and Illinois are most likely to admit to cheating on their taxes.

The U.K. Keeps Accidentally Releasing Prisoners, Then Apologizing and Trying to Catch Them

From March 2024 to March 2025, the country accidentally released 262 prisoners — a number known colloquially as “a lot.”

German Nurse Admits to Offing Patients Because He Had ‘Too Much Work’

Wow, this guy sucks!

The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

There’s no better way to win hearts and minds than asking them to spare a can of soup.

People Are Comparing the White House’s New Decor to The Cheesecake Factory

It’s just as gaudy and confusing!

LED Lights Have Desynchronized Women’s Menstrual Cycles from the Moon

Healthcare Provider Apologizes After Accidentally Telling Hundreds of People They Passed Away

Nothing ruins your morning quite like being told you no longer exist.

Bros Are Using ‘Chicken Lamp Therapy’ to Fight Their Seasonal Depression

Bok bok!

A Dude Paid for His Wedding by Selling His Tuxedo Space to Advertisers

In this economy? Sure.

Transportation Secretary Says Air Travel Might Implode Next Week

If you have a flight planned this month, no you don’t.

AI Evangelists Are Avoiding Dangerous Activities Because They Believe the Singularity Is Imminent

Stop trying to make the singularity happen; it’s never going to happen.

‘Lion’ Reported Running Wild in Ireland Was Actually Just a Big, Furry Dog

Less “King of the Jungle,” more “Average Good Boy.”