I was born in the wrong body, maybe even on the wrong planet.

I should’ve been born with an even bigger head and green skin. No, I’m not a Starseed. I am an alien trapped in a human body. I like speaking to people telepathically, probing, and my favorite documentary is Paul. I don’t want to take you to my leader, I want to go home. I thought they’d be here by now. 

I have been eating the alien bars, I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.