The internet is kind of like a sketchy inter-city bus station. You never know what you're going to see and the entire time you're there you can't help but feel a vaguely threatening sense that absolutely anything can happen. That chaos itself swirls around you. And, for the most part, it's true. There are some things, some memes, some headlines, some pics that simply make your say "Hold up! -- what the f**k did I just read?"

Down below is a wacky cross-section of just such weirdness. Enjoy the confusion.