Long before he earned his reputation as a pretentious filmbro famed for his “inaudible” approach to sound, banning chairs on the sets of his movies and inspiring fans to torrent Tenet on a series of Game Boy Advance Cartridges out of pure spite, Christopher Nolan was a certified hottie.


In yet another example of how Twink Death spares no one – especially not notorious film industry douchebags – vintage pop culture page @notgwendalupe revealed that behind Nolan’s icy exterior was a scorching 20-something, sharing a steamy throwback snap of the director from three decades ago.



“Christopher Nolan in the 90s,” they captioned the post, one that launched well over 1,000 thirsty replies – most of which consisted of “smash.”


“Need him in a way that’s concerning to feminism,” wrote @allythewaterhoe.


“I have this pic saved on my phone, it is borderline delusional how often I have shown people while in all states of mind that Chris was… dare I say… A HOTTIE,” added @LankosorusRex.


“Fine I'll buy that $40 Imax ticket and $16 on a large popcorn combo,” admitted @justbeans4, referencing Nolan’s official Barbie double feature, Oppenheimer.


To paraphrase @th3mb0fication apt reply – ‘90s Nolan can explode like a nuke in our heimers any day.