A dorky skinny man gets 15 years for a white collar crime and is sent to prison.

The guard shuts him in his cell and in the corner is this big burly black man. WHo says in a deep voice "You wanna play a game?" Cowardly, the little man says "Ummm....okay, I guess" The burly black man says "Let's play husband and wife. Do you want to play the husband or the wife?" The skinny man wimpers out "Ummm...the husband?" The big black burly man says "Great, now get over here and suck your wifes dick!"