An irishman enters a pub and sits down to have a beer, the bartender seeing the man is melancholy asks the man "and whats wrong that has ruined this fine day for you lad?".
The irishman(gesturing towards the window) replies," you see those fences out there? I built those fences with me bare hands, but do they call me Mcready the fencebuilder? No...they dont" The bartender says" Wow, thats really tough, sorry for you laddy".

Gesturing again to the window, Mcready says," And do you see those boats down in the harbor? I built those boats with me bare hands, but do they call me Mcready the boat builer? No...they dont." Again the bartender says," Sorry Mcready, that really sucks"

Cutting the bartender off and gesturing toward the window one last time, Mcready says" and do you see all those huses out there? I built them houses with me bare hands, but do they call me Mcready te boat builder? No,they dont.......BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!....