A man has to take a huge crap and he goes into a quick shop. He goes into the stale and sits down. after a few minutes he hears " If the log rolls over we'll both be dead". He looks under the stalls and sees nobody. so maybe 30 seconds later he hears again "if the log rolls over we'll both be dead". he starts to freak out a little. so a third time " if the log rolls over we'll both be dead". he hurry's with his business and gets up and turns around to flush and looks in the toilet and sees two fly's sitting on the toilet singing " If the log rolls over we'll both be dead".