7) Chocolate Rain

We're not as hard for this kid as Jimmy Kimmel is but it's still worthy of the 7 spot. I mean, the kid made a Dr. Pepper commercial for Christ's sake! Not Mr. Pibb. . . Dr. Fuckin' Pepper!!!

6) Sparkling Wiggles

Even if Sparkling Wiggles wanted to get a job, who would hire them? I don't understand this video at all.