What The Film Really Said: “No. I am your father.”

What The Film Really Said: “Ah, I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking, ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, I’ve forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk ?”

What The Film Really Said: “The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good . Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.”

What The Film Really Said: “You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning . You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells like victory. ”

What The Film Really Said: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”

What The Film Really Said: “You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it!”

What The Film Really Said: Jane: (pointing to herself) “Jane.”
Tarzan: (he points at her) “Jane.” 
Jane: “And you?” (She points at him) “You?”
Tarzan: (stabbing himself proudly in the chest) “Tarzan, Tarzan.” 
Jane: (emphasizing his correct response) “Tarzan.” 
Tarzan: (poking back and forth each time) “Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan…”

What The Film Really Said: “Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

What The Film Really Said: “If you build it he will come.”

What The Film Really Said: “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!”

What The Film Really Said: “Made it, Ma. Top of the world!”

What the film really said: “You want answers?” “I want the truth.” “You can’t handle the truth!”

What The Film Really Said: “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

What The Film Really Said: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

What The Film Really Said: “ Scotty, beam us up.”

What The Film Really Said: “Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

What The Film Really Said: “We have ways of making men talk.”

What The Film Really Said: “Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening.”

What The Film Really Said: “You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order!”

What The Film Really Said: ” Good evening, Clarice.”

What The Film Really Said: ” Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

What the film really said: “Remember, the Force will be with you, always.”

What the film really said: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

What the film really said: “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

What the film really said: “Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

What the film really said: “… Ah, Houston, we’ve had a problem.”