Cong. Allyson Schwartz: Pennsylvania. The template of all democrat women. Short hair? Check. Control-freak looking? Check. Looks like man? Check. Looks like someone you don't want to work for? Check.

Andrea Dworkin: Radical feminist author. Best known for her criticism of pornography, which she argued was linked to rape, but probably because she was just jealous as hell.

Sen. Barbara Mikulski: Maryland. Longest-serving woman in the history of the U.S. Congress. She must be the best speaker ever, to talk past her face.

Sen. Barbara Boxer: California. Just a plain awful awful woman. Uglier on the inside than she could ever be on the outside. Her hair is a little longer than democrat regulations for women.

Cong. Betty McCollum: Minnesota. According to Wikipedia, her kid got hurt on a slide, and the city council wouldn't fix it, so she got into politics. Yep, that sounds like a woman alright.

Sen. Blanche Lincoln: Arkansas. Looks a little bit like former wide receiver Chris Collinsworth.

Sen. Claire McCaskill. Missouri. Another damn lawyer. You just can't keep those high school nerds down I'm tellin' ya.

Cong. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Florida. Putting the BUTT in butt-ugly. Watching her on t.v., I thought she was an Australian rugby player.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein. One of the worst anti-American socialists in U.S. history. Married 3 times, which is 3 more than I ever would have guessed.

Eleanor Roosevelt: Former first lady, and the main reason Franklin Roosevelt had a mistress.

Elena Kagan: Supreme Court. Not married, not dating. Enjoys softball. The government warns you not to put 2 and 2 together.

Elizabeth Shirey: Democrat assistant. A-hem, also a gay and lesbian activist. Not a Victoria Secret model, in case you were wondering.

Sen. Elizabeth "Cheekbones" Warren: Massachusetts. Said she was proud of her 1-32 Cherokee past, which turned out not to be true at all. Supposedly president of Harvard law? Nice research lady.

Geraldine Ferraro: First liberal female V.P. nominee. Rest in Peace you feminist witch.

Janet Napolitano: Dept Homeland Security. How about securing yourself a reservation at a salon?

Janet Reno: Former Attorney General under Bill Clinton. Probably was chosen to suppress Bill's sexual appetite.

Sen. Jean Carnahan: Missouri. Clean-shaven for this photo.

Karen G. Mills: Small Business Administration. She is the main reason why straight men are Republicans.

Kathleen Sebelius: Dept HHS. Her face is in every abortion clinic, in case the woman tries to back out.

Cong. Linda Sanchez: California. Supports the "right" for 2 floppy-haired she-males to marry each other and raise totally screwed up kids.

Lisa P. Jackson: EPA. One tough looking chick. I know why they are jealous of Sarah Palin.

Lynne Stewart: Activist lawyer. Convicted on charges of conspiracy and providing material support to terrorists, what a surprise.

Sen. Mary Landrieu: Louisiana. Wouldn't vote for Obamacare until they added 300,000,000 payment to Medicaid for her home state. Most people would call that a bribe.

Cong. Melissa Bean: Illinois. Is there a machine somewhere that cranks out democrat women who look like a young Chris Farley?

Sen. Patty Murray: Washington. May have grown up around a nuclear waste dump.

Rachael Maddow. Failed Air-America radio host, and democrat mouth-piece on MSNBC. -Also, don't be shocked, an open lesbian.

Rebecca Blank: Dept of Commerce. Looks like Gollum with hair.

Cong. Rosa DeLauro: Connecticut. An industrial strength can of ugly must have rolled off a semi when she was a kid.

Rosie O'donnell or Gene Simmons without make up? Lesbian gun control activist who has body guards who carry guns, go figure.

Susan Estrich: Feminist advocate, political hack. Liberal women always whining, complaining, and angry about everything they can think of. Yeech. . .

Sen. Tammy Baldwin: Wisconsin. Smashing no stereotypes, she is openly gay.