What is ferret-legging you ask?

Ferret-legging has a rich history. During the Middle Ages, ferreting became illegal unless you were very wealthy, and that is how the sport was born.

Poor hunters and poachers were forced to smuggle their ferrets past game wardens. They did this by putting them down their pants.

The pants must be tied at the ankle so the ferret cannot escape and the pants must be roomy enough for the ferret to move from ankle to ankle freely.

From a dark and obscure past, the sport has made an astonishing comeback in the past 15 years. The world record stood at 40 painful seconds of “keepin’ ’em down,” as they say in ferret-legging circles. A few years later the dreaded one-minute mark was finally surpassed. The current record — implausible as it may seem — now stands at an awesome five hours and 26 minutes

The ferret must have all 34 teeth and all their claws.

Neither the ferret nor the contestant can be drugged in any way.

Ferret-legging has many benefits for the modern man. Competition between men raises testosterone, and also helps a man develop his ability to thrive in high pressure situations and harness his willpower.

Ferret-legging is also a good conversation starter. When women hear you’re into ferret-legging, they’re naturally going to want to learn more about a man who would do such a thing.

“The world record was 60 seconds. Sixty seconds! I can stick a ferret up me ass longer than that.” [Mr. Reg Mellor, the “king of ferret legging,”]