He's fat and has a food fetish, and has a super hot girlfriend who plays along with it. He's all our hero's.

Bad day at Taco Bell

The doctor's office makes me feel sick too, don't worry buddy.

My dog brought this inside the house today... whatever it is.

Dude, do you even lift?

Just a dude trying to sell his shotgun on craigstlist.

Whoa, feeling a little bloated today?

Sounds good to me.

That's one hell of a way to get a free meal.

I pushed out some blackheads from my nose today.

This doesn't sound like fun.

Just Jeffrey Dahmer with a snow bong... nothing much going on here.

Did somebody say toenails?

My friends brother got over 5,000 piercings in 10 hours to break the world record and for charity.

Wait a second....

what happened here....?

...because you could end up looking like this.

Do you smell burning rubber?

Anyway I can get a one and a half persons discount on this concerts fee?

Testing out my new self cleaning efficient toilet. Works like sh*t.

Before and after plaque cleaning. Take this as a lesson kids, brush your teeth.