20 Distubingly Creepy Tinder Profiles
Joey Lamb
Published
08/17/2015
My creepy twist of W.T.F from the infamous hookup network.
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This is who I portray to be... -
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But this is who I really am. -
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I use pictures like this as click bait. -
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But this is me on a lonely night. -
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I be like hey cutie, 23/F/CA WBY? -
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I'm on this website like... -
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I'm single as shit,I love drinking. -
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I photoshop myself into pictures that really do describe what I do on the weekends. -
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I am brutally honest about my addictions and intentions. -
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Please proceed with caution. -
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I love eating sex organs. -
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Do I have your attention now? -
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I like to act mystical as fuck. -
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Sometimes, I will confuse you for a reason. -
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I also act so desperate. -
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The Underboob got you creepin! You didn't read the biography where it clearly stated Read Me...I made these profiles with no fucks given. -
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I tend to stab my favorite pieces in the back...catch my drift? -
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I like to slit throats of people who don't understand the meaning of patience so please read. -
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I'm just a lonely bastard tryna steal yo goodies! Don't fall victim to my lovely lumps...unless it's my bulge,popping out of my leopard printed silk thong. -
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Feeling raunchy yet? I'll uppercut you with my mini-me! Then,I'll have my way with you...any way I please.
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