Three men had been friends all their lives and every year they would go on holiday together. When they arrived at the hotel this year, they only had a room with a single king size bed left. The three friends could not decide who would sleep in the bed, so, as they were such good friends they all decided to sleep together in the one bed.

When they woke in the morning the one on the left said to his friends, "I had a really weird dream last night, I dreamt someone was pulling my dick!"

The one on the right said, "This is crazy, I had exactly the same dream."

The one in the middle said, "I dreamt I was skiing."