!Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?
It is his photo ID.

What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
Nothing yet!

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
They both can look out their window and see Rubble.

What do Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.

Why don't Bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches?
They don't like bread.

Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
Because the camels can't handle it.

How do you break up an Afghani Bingo game?
B52